How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.