Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.