Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

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What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

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What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey