What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

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Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

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What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.