What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.