What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

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How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi