What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

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What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.