What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"