How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P