How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

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Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P