How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

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Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What does the number 668 represent?

The of the Beast.