Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.