What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

Snack Jokes More Snack Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

Potato Chip Jokes More Potato Chip Jokes

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.