What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

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you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

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I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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20 Watts

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Bubble and squeak !

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.