Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

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She was running out of things to read.

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It ended in a tie.

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.