How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)