How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

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What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.