Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.