Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.