What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

How do shellfish get high?

At a clam bake

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.