What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !