What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Donny Osmond and Marie Osmond?

Spastics!

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !