Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

How can you make your d bigger?

CAPS LOCK

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.