Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...