Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.