How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

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What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!