What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.