How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.