How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.