How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!