Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother?

JPEG

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.