Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.