How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.