How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.