How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

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What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.