What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country.

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.