What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad