Get off me homes.
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
An autumn-mobile.
Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.
Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.
What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!
Get off me, homes.
Me: Because my bed is at home.
A stay at home dad