What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas?

My bike.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.