They don't know where home is.
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They have no idea where home is.
Get off me homes!
Because it reminds them of home.
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Hey, get off me homes !
Shucks
Sherlock, homes
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
Because his home was a maze thing.
Get off me homes.
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He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
A home-cooked shower.
A stay at home dad
Ayyyy watch it homes!
No home oh
They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home
The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
Hang at home.
Not even, homes
yo get off me, homes!
Get in the Karma.
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
A: She moved.
A. Build a circular driveway.
A. Electricity.
Their bigotry.
Mentally in-stable.
IUD
For Harambe.
Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.
They've never known what home is.
He was Russian.
Cantaloupe
Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
With a pig pen.
Madame
Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
The shadow of his former shelf.
Student : By Staying at home. :p
Because they won't commute.
Mousework !
Unemployed.
A: He was not being reared right!
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
He felt at home with And/Or.
A poultry-geist.
All the homes there are underwater
Home on the Range'!
Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.
Me: Because my bed is at home.
She moved.
Naughty pine
ey, get off me homes!
A: Alone.
He was running a trap house.
A: Rep Tiles
He was a Mets fan.
So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
The bird doesn't feel he's home.
The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.
His answer: "My mom."
Because of the indoor fins.
He left his home on the range.
Sounds like he had already done the... time
On the range!
Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.
It takes guts.
He didn't have the guts
They both came in a little behind.
The barber ran
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Minisoda :)
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
With a crowbar.
she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
She was trying to blow the horn
She threw out all the W's.
A-lou-AK-bar.
It swept with his girlfriend :P
You can hear their brooms tick!
