When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Lava Jokes More Lava Jokes

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you

What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.