What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

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What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"