What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

Previous Random Joke Next

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

Burn Building Jokes More Burn Building Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.