How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

What is the preferred coffee drink of people with alzheimer's?

The Iforgotto