How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

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What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.