How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

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How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.