How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart