Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb?

Nothing.

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."