Nail its other hand to the floor.
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
When the car breaks down.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
Nail: Did you work the shaft
Irish handcuffs.
Santatizer
It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.
A baby in the oven.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.
Because there was no point.
Slippers
A dead Jedi" I replied
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
