How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload