How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

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How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.