What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

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None. They can't climb the ladder.

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What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

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What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.