What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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One is a runt with a cache.

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What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

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What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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Gorillas in the mist

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Throw in your laundry!

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Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead