How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug?

Amfetamines

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.