How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.