How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

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Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.