What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

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Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND EYEEEEE..........