What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

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What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

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What is Whitney Houston's best kind of coordination?

Hand EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

Hand EYEEEEEIIIEEE.....