What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson?

Because he was home alone.

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.