What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

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Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?

Whale of fortune !

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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination?

HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!