How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars. I'll see myself out.

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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

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How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars. I'll see myself out.

How do you reward a chicken journalist?

With a poulette surprise!