None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
A tearjerker
I cry when I cut open an onion
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
Sits down and works it out with a pencil.
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark
It was happy hour.
