How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

How do you say dinner in spanish?

JOHN CENA

What does a Spanish cow say?

Muuuuuuuey!

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.