How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

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How do you know he isn't?

Because I am.

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.