Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.