Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.