What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

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What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

What's the difference between batman and a blackman?

Batman can go to the store with out robin.

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What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

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What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!