Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!