How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

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What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government?

Not Zealand.