He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
They drink bleach.
They weren't thinking straight.
She thought it was diet coke.
A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
Because she thought everybody loved her.
Spit Swallow Gargle
A. It saves them a lot of time.
She became salty.
You would rise and shine.
A sticky Wicket.
Ho Gardens
Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
Human Beans.
Because she's always spilling the beans!
It had a short circuit.