Hey! Ewe!"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A skimpy.
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
Not Zealand.
A community centre
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
They saw what happened to the sheep
Hunover.
Run over an Italian.
She deleted that email.
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.
There's no point to it
She was a roman catholic.
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Furlong
You go on ahead, I'll hang around.
His hands were tied.
