Hey! Ewe!"
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A skimpy.
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
Not Zealand.
A community centre
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
They saw what happened to the sheep
A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
It ended in a tie.
Laughing gas.
ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Mum: "Just to make sure"
They both like to throw a ho-down.
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
You integrate it
A vegetarian.
Americans who voted for Hillary
The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Mt. Erebus
Because they're kiwis.