What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

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Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.