How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

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What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

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How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!