How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.