What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's