What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found