What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.