A Quebrolet.
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Earth wind and fire
They can't. There's a wall.
Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.
A deport-a-potty.
Cross Country.
Roberto
Cuatro Sinko
Juan v Juan
When the Mexicans get car insurance.
Tequila
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Nacho average guy
Have him stand against a wall.
Ten tacos
Round of 16
To get back to Mexico
A lunchador.
Because of hispanic attacks..
Your Oklahomie.
They saw it as a sign to pare.
Carlos.
They start with Juan
All the Mexicans have car insurance.
Because he didn't habanero.
Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"
He had -ity!
There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.
He didn't habanero
No whey Jos.
Tacos.
Borderlands.
Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )
Cuz they take all the green cards
Because her teacher told her to do an essay
Tequila Mockingbird.
Little Caesars
A Mexican.
Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
Marrow-Juan-a.
Bean dip!
Tequilher
So they can be driven while handcuffed.
They both steal your bike.
removed
A book has papers.
Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
Get off me, homes.
Because they're jalapeo business.
Kay-so-deal-a?
Their "Senor"ity!
Cuatro cinco
They aint ever got any papers
The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.
It was a Fiesta
Promoted.
A lazy panda.
Whoooolio.
Hose B
quatro cinco
Oh look, they're done.
Carloss
Perronoid
They don't work in the future either.
A churro.
Hey, get off me homes !
No ms te!
carne asuuuuhhduuh
Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
A salsarer
Alien vs. Predator
They steal the green cards.
Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.
Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body
Just Juan
A construction site
Jesus!
Nacho problem.
His wife and kids.
Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.
A hole in Juan
A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.
The Blacks get car insurance.
Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.
Illegal aliens. LOL
Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.
Jose can you see.....
No whey Jose.
Sherlock, homes
He was barred.
Obi Juan Shinobi
Baked beans
Because it might be your bike.
Just Juan.
TUH KEELLUHHH!!!
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
The border.
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance
Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
because to him, alcohol is not a solution.
Square root of 81
Agoofaloofagus
I don't know. I'm retiring next month.
because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
she hits women
They both love to crack open a cold one.
Both are in the way if you are in a hurry
Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
