How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

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What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.