How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

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Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%