Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.