Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

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Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

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