Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

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Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case?

because pipe clock would have just been stupid.

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.