Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

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What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

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Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

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I dunno, i just click submit

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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Getting the news from your dentist

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

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Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.