How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.

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How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.

What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.