How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking