A: Change it to what
You cant count them when its dark
Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.
A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.
Let's go fishing
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Unzip my pants and ask big bird
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation
My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking
