What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable?

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You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.